Q.What's red and invisible?
A.No tomatoes!
Sent by Helen Gibbons

Q. Why was the banjo player standing outside his own front door?
A.Because he couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in anyway!
Sent by Phil Reckless

A.What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
Q.You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Sent by Phil Reckless

Q. How Many Folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 10, 1 to change the light bulb, 5 to sing about how good the old light bulb was and 4 to walk out because it is electric.

Q.And what's the difference between a banjo/bhodran/piano accordian and an onion?
A.No one cries when you slice a banjo/etc.
Name: Leslie Butler